Aur Tum Kehti Ho

Mujh se bar ke kis ne jana hai tumhein 

Aur tum kehti ho na mahram hun main

Mohabbat

Tum bhi kar ky dekh lo mohabbat kesi se dost

Jan jao gy ky hum ne muskurana kyun chor dya 

Pagal

Wafa ki baat choro sahib 

Wo khoubsurat boht tha

Aala Mizaaj

Aala mizaaj qaatil nigahein 

Adayein to uff

Fanaa ho jaenge wallah hum 

Khud to tehreer kartey kartey

Tum Meray Ho

Tum meray ho iss baat mein koi shak nahi hy mujh ko 

!,,,Dost,,,! 

Tum kisi aur k nahi iss baat ka yaqeen dilaa do 

Zindagi Ko Tere Naam Likh Diya Tha

Main ny to zindagi ko tery naam likh dya tha 

Shayd magr kch aur hi marzi Khuda ki thi

Dard hi dena tha to pehle bta dety 

Hum ko bhi azal sy hi tmana saza ki thi 

Tanhai

Khus mazaji bhi mashor thi humari saadgi bhi kamal hai 

!,,,Dost,,,!

Hum shararti bhi intha k thy ab sangeedgi bhi be masal hai 

Tere Liye Ek Dua Karon

Tere liye ek dua karon main Rab se ek Elteja karon 

To khush rahe to shad rahe tere dil ka anghan abad rahy

Tu hur pal youn hi hansa kary tu pholo ki mand khila kary

Teri zindagi main koi gham na ho teri ankh kabi nam na ho

Tujhy kesi se koi ghila na ho tujhy dukh koi mila na ho 

Teri rad koi dua na ho tere lab py koi sada na ho 

Tujhy bin mangy wo ata kary teri maf hur ek khata kary 

Ameen  

Udaas Dil Ki viranyon

Udaas dil ki viranyon main bikhar gaye hai khuwab sary 

Ye meri basti se kon guzra nikhar gaye hai ghulaab sary 

Na jany ketni shikayatein thi na jany ketny giley thy us se 

Jo us dekho to bhool bethy sowal sary jowab sary 

Na Chaho Kesi Ko Etna

Na chaho kesi ko etna k bula na sako 

Ye log badlty hain mosamon ki tra 

Khuwab

Aao batein khuwabon ki karein 

Haqiqat to dekh hi chuky hum 

Tanha

Doob kar sooraj ny mujhy aur bhi tanha kar diya 

...Dost...

Mera saaya bhi alag ho gya mery apnon ki tarha

Izhar-e-Mohabbat

hum itna ziada izhar e muhabbat is liye ni karty

...Wasi...
suna hai barsny k bd baadlon ki ehmiyat nahi rehti

Jazbat

Jazbat phr wo nahi rehty jo aghaz main hoty hain 

qadar kho dety hain log chez k mil jany k bad

Papu Ki Maa Ghar Main Kehti Hai

papu ki maa papu juti lab de

Smart papu after 5 mint opaned google.com

And typed www.maa di jutti khabay pair di .com

Google replied bande da putar ban chawla na mar

Eh google ay teri maa da vaira nahi :P

Sharab Sharir Ko Khatam Karti Hai

Sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai 

Sharab samaj ko khatam karte hai 

Eik botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai 

Dil mein nek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,

Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye jaa raha hoon 

Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon 

Doodh mein uria, mineral water mein castic soda,

Pepsi aur coke mein pesticide yani wani bhi kharab 

Ab hum kya kare,pure bachi hai to sirf yeh sharab 

Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri 

Shamshan mein piya karunga 

Jab mangega hisab khuda 

To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga 

Khudi Ko Kar Garam Itna

Khudi ko kar garam itna 

Khid ko kar garam itna 

Kai sardi anay say pahlay y

Koi sardi anay se pahlay 

Khuda banday se khud pochay 

Bata teri razai kaha hai 

Dil Chahta Hai

Kabi kabi dil chahta hai ka kuch aisa hojae

Paperz hon mger result na aye

classes hon mger teacherz ns ayen 

Bus me bethain college na aye,

Picnic pr jaey mger wapis na aye 

Gaadi chalean magar petrol na dewaen 

Kabi kabi parhain mger pass hojayen 

Haftey me chaar chaar din hon takay itwar jaldi aye

Yahan Dollar Dollar Hoti Hai

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka 

Aye chand yahan na nikla kar

Bey-naam say sapnay daikha ker

Aye dil her ja phisla ker 

Yeh dais hai andhay logoon ka 

Aye chaand yahan na nikla kar 

Na dartey hain na naa dim hain 

Na maanain k woh khaadim hain 

Yahan ulta ganga behti hai 

Is dais main andhay haakim hain 

Yah raqam saray likhtay hain 

Qawaneen yahan na tiktay hain 

Hain yahan per karoobar bohat 

Is daiis main gurdey biktay hain 

Yaha dollar dollar hoti hai 

Or G.D.P kosooti hai 

Kuch loog hain aali shaan bohat 

Or kuch ka nuqsaan rooti hai 

Umeed ko lay ker parhtey hain 

Phir degree lay ker phirtay hain 

Jab job na un ke milti hai 

Phir khud-khush hamlay kartay hain 

Woh kehtay hain sab acha hai 

Ar fooj ka raaj socha hai 

Khoota gaari wala kyun yah manay 

Jab bhooka us ka bacha hai 

Yaha dais hai andhay logoon ka 

Aye chaand yahan na nikla ker

School Ka Zamana

Ata hy mujh ko yzaad wo school ka zamana 

Wo harami pan ki batain 

Wo bachiyan phasana

Wo hasna hasana

Wo canteen k lala ko chutiya banana 

Weacherz ki hatana

Wo punishment milna 

Wo tully mar k murghiyan churana 

Wo exams ki ratto main suttey lagana 

Wo tention ko film dekh k urrana or pharrey bana k undrwere main 

chupana na

Ab wo din hy na wo ratain na bachiyan na mulaqatain 

Agr kch hy tu bs

Yadain hi yadain