Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Gher ke kamon se ghabra ker 

Apni job se aajiz aa ker

6 hafte ki chutti pa ker 

Ker ke ghar sunsaan gai hai 

Biwi pakistan gai hai 

Sone ke set banwaye gi 

Shaan masale bhi laye gi 

Suit bohut se silwaye gi 

Silk ke le ke thaan gai hai 

Biwi pakistan Gai hai 

AIsh karon gi amma ke gher 

Kaam karain ge noker chaker 

Car main le jaye ga shofer

Le ke yeh arman gai hai 

Biwi pakistan gai hai 

Pannu main reht hain aankil chacho 

Changa manga manga main taya hai 

Sab se mil ker ana hai 

Bana ke sare plan gai hai 

Biwi pakistan gai hai 

Boli rehna ache soher 

Dafter se seedhe ana gher

Jate jate haath main de 

Biwi pakistan gai hai 

Trah trah ke khane paka ker

Bher dala sara freazer

Take main na khaon bahir 

Kerke ke poora etminan gai hai 

Biwi pakistan gai hai 

Ik din phone kiya us ke gher 

Bole us ke mama asgher

Who to le ke sara tabber

Aaj subah hi multan gai hai 

Biwi pakistan gai 

Dhoop or germi se aa ker tang 

Mela huwa jab us ka rang 

Apni ik saheli ke sang 

wahan se kaghan gai hai 

Biwi pakistan gai hai 

Aati hai us ki email barbar 

Kehti hai mujhe ko bhejo Doller

Phas mushkil main jaan gai hai 

Hoton ki mare muskan gai hai 

Biwi pakistan gai hai 

Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per

Zindagi honay lagi jub say basar yahoo per

Roze karta hoon naya eik safar yahoo per

Shaam tak rehti hai jaari tugg-o-dua rozi ki 

Aur phir raat say hoti hai sahar yahoo per

Faaslay ab kahan haayal rahay insaanon mein 

Kar hi laitay hain mulaawat yahoo per

ilm ka aik samandar hai pyaason kay liay 

Dekh nadaan koi ilzaam na dhar yahoo per 

Sirf dunya hi naheen door khalaaon tak kee

Dhoondnay waalon ko milti hai khabar yahoo per

Yeh alag baat keh awaargiyaan bhi hain bohat 

Pakray jaanay ka bhee koi naheen dar yahoo par

Aisa lugta hai keh guzray ga burhaapa kuch youn 

Dhyaan maazee mein kaheen gum tau nazar yahoo per

Boys Gussa Nahin Karna

Boys gussa nahin karna 

Bohat hee khobsurat nazm ka aghaz kerte hain 

Yeh larke kion apna waqt barbaad karte hain 

Zara samjha kero hum ko, zara alfaaz wapis lo 

Kay sharif zaadey kahan, kab, aisi, baat kartay hain 

Kissi se luv u kehte hain kissi se hug u kehte hain 

Yeh jo aap karte hain who kia khak karte hain 

Mobile de ke larkion ko isnpire karte hain 

Maa baap ke paisoon ka khana kharab karte hain 

Bohat pur-josh rehte hain bohat si baatein karte hain 

Magar matulb ki baatoon ko huns ke taala kerte hain 

Deen ki baatoon ko khud pe na kabhi sawar kartay hain 

Aur kuch mane ya na mane girlfriends hamesha chaar rakhtay hain 

Nahin ager aap ki niyat koi furtoor 

Tow larkion ke face mein kia talaash karte hain 

Kahin tu hard disk bhar doon inn pe likh kar 

Chalein chorin aaj hum in ko maf kerte hain 

Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai 

Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai 

Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai 

Bhula gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai 

Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum

Par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai 

Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyun nahi

108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyun nahi 

Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai

Lakin pados me kon rahehta hai jaante tak nahi 

Mobile, landline sab ki bharmaar hai 

Lakin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai 

Kab dubte hue suraj ko dkha tha yaad hai 

Kab jaane thaa shaam ka woh banana kya hai 

To dosto shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai 

Jab yahi jeena hai to phr marna kya hai 

Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Idher to shehar ke ganjey mairi talaash mein hain 

Udher tamaam lafangey mairi talaash mein hain 

Main un ka maal gabon ker ke jab say bhaitha hoon 

Yateem khaaney ke bachey mairi talaash mein hain 

Mila hai nuskha jawaani palat ka jab say mujhay 

Tumharey shehar ke bhudey mairi talaash mein hain 

Main jinn ke waastey jootey chura le lail gaya

Woh ley ke haath mein jootey mairi talaash mein hain 

Diya hai naam kafan chor jab say tum ne mujhey 

Puraani qabron ke murdey mairi talaash mein hain 

Patey ki baat jo moonh say nikal gayi paagal

Tumharey shehar ke pagley mairi talaash mein hain 

Hindi/Urdu Mazahiya Shayari [Mix]

Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage

Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage

Kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi baja kar bhage

Aap itrate bahut ho 

Dil ko behlate bahut ho 

Sochte hai aap ko dinner par le jaye

Par kya kare zalim tum khate bahut ho 

Hum bhi dost tere lie taj mahal banaaenge

Gaur farmaaiyega

Hum bhi dost tere lie taj mahal banaaenge

Ek cup shubah or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Mre marne ke baad mere doston,

Yu aanso na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

Sidhe upar chale ana

Kitna pyaar karte hain tumse

Kaash tumko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye 

Magar aisa na ho ke

woh hosh mein tab aaye

Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaaye

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga

Angreji sharab chakhane laga

Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha 

Aur beta Mobile rakhne laga

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per

Sadqay jaoon tumhari patli kamar per

Tum bhi bechahara, hum bhi bechahara

Fittay mun tumhara,Fittay mun hamara

Lahore ki larkiyan dholki bajati hain 

Multan ki larkiyan halwa banati hain 

Faisla bad ki larkiyan kachorian banati hain 

Karachi ki larkiyan pagal banati hain 

Bohat HeeKhobsurat Nazm

Bohat hee khobsurat ka aghaz kerte hain

Yeh larke kion apna waqt berbaad kerte hain

Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko Zara Alfaaz Wapis lo

Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain 

Kissiseluv u kehte hain kissi se hug u kehte hain 

Yeh jo aap kerte hain who kia khak kerte hain

Mobile de ke larkion ko inspire kerte hain 

Maa baap ke paisoon ka khana kharab kerte hain 

Bohat pur-josh rehte hain bohat si baatin kerte hain 

Mager matlub ki baatoon ko huns ke taala kerte hain 

Deen ki baatoon ko khud pe na kabhi sawar kartey hain 

Aur kuch mane ya na mane girlfriends hamesha chaar rakhtay hain 

Nahin ager aap ki niyaat mein koi futoor

Tow larkion ke face mein kia talaash kerte hain 

Kahain tu hard disk bhar doon inn pe likh ker

Chalein chorein Aaj hum inn ko maaf kerte hain 

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Daddy internet laga dein 

Dil ka connection miladein 

Daddy intnernet laga dein 

Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka 

Kab lagay ga itna bata dein

Homework pura hota nahi 

Raat ko mein sota nahi 

Jab mood ho parhai ka 

Homework koi hota nahi 

Net bhi kya kamaal cheez 

Bas aati ho agr chalani keys

Waisay to bohat hai Kaam is kay 

Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.

Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon ga 

Try karo mein naraz na kar poan ga 

Mein god promise karta hun 

Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun ga

Saheli nahi merihaan dost hi hotay hain 

Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain 

Raat to guzarti hai net par typing 

Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain 

Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain 

Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain 

Saara kaam khatam karkay 

Das bajay naal hoti hain

Ab to mujhe internet lagadein 

Meri bhi mauj karadein 

Mein bhi dhondta hun cyber bahoo 

Daddy internet laga dein 

Tum Mar Jaoo Gey

Kon kehta hai mout aye gi to tum mar jaoo gey

Tum to bander ho darkhth per char jao gay 

Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan

Shehar ki gali mein paan ki dukan 

Tumne ne dekhi paro ki muskan

Jab tumne ne khilaya paro ko paan 

Khake paan paro boli Shukriya bhai jan 

Students K Dard University Kya Jane

Students k dard university kya jane 

College k riwaj parent kya jane

Hoti kitni taqlif 1 paper likhne me 

Wo paper check karne wala kya jane

Yehi Anjam Hota Hai

Ishq kernai walon ka yehi anjam hota hai 

kabhi nazla kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam hota hai 

Woh Dilli Challi Gayi

Jis dil diya woh dilli challi gayi 

Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi 

Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim

Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi 

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dil ka dar humain batate kion nahi 

Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kion nahi 

Mer jaoge aise roz laga laga ker

Qabz hai tou hashmi spaghol khate kyun nahi 

Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

Mujhe apni mehbooba se milne ka bara shoq tha

Use qareeb se dekne ka bara shoq tha

1 Din likh diya khat usko sabr kar k 

Dil me armano ki qabr kar k 

Bholi bhali samaj na saki mere pyar ko 

De diya khat apne bhai gulzar ko 

Me ne darya ki 1 bari moj dekhi 

Jab apne peeche gulzar ki foj dekhi 

Un k maarne see jism se saaz nikal rahe the

Mun se agle pichle raaz nikal rahe the

Logon ne kaha kis pe azaab aaya hai 

Dil ne kaha khat ka jwaab aaya hai 

New Student Remix Of Amplifier

Kaaliyan baryan we paper nu me laawa

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher da saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Removaan maar mar paper nu chuk kad da

Sarey bchey rakd we ki hogaya

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya

Un nu me puchda

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri,meri mein tera student dent 

Phone Per Gup Shup Lagana Acha Lagta Hai

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha

Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta hai

Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein sangeet

Bad me to bas qumi trana acha lagta hai 

Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek Beemari Hai

Dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhi milti 

Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhi milti

Log kehte hain ishq to ek beemari hai 

To phir medical store se iski dawa kyun nahi milti 

All Izz Well

Jab load shedding ho out of control,

Khirki darwaze khol

Khirki darwaz khol

Chanda mama ko bol

All izz well

Kesc wale kiajane student ka ab kya hoga,

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga

Tum mom bati jala.

Generator chala.U.P.S laga k bol

Bhaiya all izz well

All izz well...!

Wo Humain Kaafir Kehte Hain

Woh humain kaafir kehte hain to kehte rahen faraz

Ami kehti hain, jo kehta hai wohi hota hai........